I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years
let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too
and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?
but the all time classic: Do I Start Acting Like Them Around Other People Or Are We Just Twins?
I have no time for:
- people that scoff at animated movies and claim that they are ‘for kids’
- music snobs aka people that make fun of you for liking mainstream pop or boy bands
- selfie hate
- people that look down on things that teenage girls enjoy
- girls being judgmental of other girls based on shallow reasons
I don’t need to see a picture of the sky, the trees, plants. There’s only one you.
I could Google image search ‘the sky’ and I would probably see beautiful images to knock my socks off. But I can’t google, you know ‘what does my friend look like today?’
For you to be able to take a picture of yourself that you feel good enough about to share with the world - I think that’s a great thing Ezra Koenig being the most adorable human being ever (via damnthosebands)
If you’re writing fanfiction for a tv show/movie etc, here’s how you keep in character:
Imagine the actor’s voice uttering the words you’re writing. Like, literally. Imagine his accent, the cadence of his speech, the tone of voice, etc.
If you can’t hear it in their voice, you’re probably out of character.
If you blush and feel the urge to apologize to the actor, then you’re writing porn.
Well done you.