October202014

you can still hear your dad’s voice in your head, can’t you?

clear as a bell.

(Source: deanbraeden, via remusjohnllupin)

1PM

thesubbburbs:

Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.

(via nicovaldez)

1PM

Stydia AUWhen it comes to the supernatural in bacon Hills, Stiles and Lydia were ready for everything. But they were not ready when one stormy night, the jeep they were driving in crashed.
And when Lydia woke up, she was not ready to find out Stiles didn’t.

(via spookilystydia)

12PM

lettuceiscurrentlyinmyasshole:

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

that boy is terrified. that’s how I want all strange men to regard me.

(Source: sfgifs, via insaneandobsessed)

12PM
qamma:

nico-ahegao:

dennys:

Another day, another story. Eh Tumblr? This one is about Rapunzel. A fair maiden locked away in a tower, hidden from ever finding true love. Sad, huh? Well not too bad. See, Rapunzel was born outside of a Denny’s. And through some fairy tale magic that reason and logic could never explain, she was given long, beautiful bacon hair. So, this prince guy was riding by her prison tower one day, when he saw Rapunzel. So he was all, “You’re hawt, why are you locked in that tower?”
“Because of this evil woman that was jealous of my face.” Rapunzel yelled down.
“Alright,” he replied, “Let down your hair and I’ll climb it, because that makes sense and won’t hurt or inconvenience you in any way.” So Rapunzel, without taking into consideration the hundreds of thousands of nerve endings and pain receptors in the human head, let down her long bacon hair so the prince could climb up. But he didn’t. Because there was too much delicious bacon to eat. And enjoying crispy bacon is much more important than relying on a relationship in order to find happiness and validate your existence. The End. 

dennys what the fuck


Denny’s is weird

qamma:

nico-ahegao:

dennys:

Another day, another story. Eh Tumblr? This one is about Rapunzel. A fair maiden locked away in a tower, hidden from ever finding true love. Sad, huh? Well not too bad. See, Rapunzel was born outside of a Denny’s. And through some fairy tale magic that reason and logic could never explain, she was given long, beautiful bacon hair. So, this prince guy was riding by her prison tower one day, when he saw Rapunzel. So he was all, “You’re hawt, why are you locked in that tower?”

“Because of this evil woman that was jealous of my face.” Rapunzel yelled down.

“Alright,” he replied, “Let down your hair and I’ll climb it, because that makes sense and won’t hurt or inconvenience you in any way.” So Rapunzel, without taking into consideration the hundreds of thousands of nerve endings and pain receptors in the human head, let down her long bacon hair so the prince could climb up. But he didn’t. Because there was too much delicious bacon to eat. And enjoying crispy bacon is much more important than relying on a relationship in order to find happiness and validate your existence. The End. 

dennys what the fuck

Denny’s is weird

(via godbless-st-cyr)

12PM

hula-hope:

healthy-is-perfection:

thingswillchangebeautiful:

marielikestodraw:

Ways to Fake a Thigh Gap. (x)

marry me.

this is perfect

dying

I have to reblog this again because it’s perfect.

(Source: ofelias, via birdflashed)

12PM

edens-blog:

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

he is REAL

I’m pretty sure it was his petunias not his cabbages

(via capnjackharknessandwhoareyou)

12PM

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

(via godbless-st-cyr)

12PM
tardis-mind-palace:

dan-phil-phandom:

This is one of my favourite pictures of Ben. Then you have martin in the reflection laughing.

THAT IS ACTUALLY HIM OG MY FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS A COSPLAYER HOLY SHIT

tardis-mind-palace:

dan-phil-phandom:

This is one of my favourite pictures of Ben.
Then you have martin in the reflection laughing.

THAT IS ACTUALLY HIM OG MY FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS A COSPLAYER HOLY SHIT

(Source: tyler-oakley-bae, via weaponized-wit)

12PM

sometime in the future

  • old me: ah yes I remember the Great Skeleton War of 2014.
  • grandchildren: grandma that never happened.
  • old me: it was a long war.
  • grandchildren: grandma please stop we've talked about this.
  • old me: the only way to end it was to make a treaty with the skeletons.
  • grandchildren: grandma
  • old Me: and that's why humans have skeletons inside them.
  • grandchildren: gRANDMA PLEASE
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